From "The Vigilant Rabbit" in "Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk" by David Sedaris

From "The Vigilant Rabbit" in "Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk" by David Sedaris
- [The rabbit] looked up to see a magnificent white unicorn. His silky mane curled about his neck in waves the color of buttercups. Equally brilliant was his horn, which looked to be made of gold. At his approach the rabbit put down his pencil:
- Rabbit: State your name and your business.
- Unicorn: I'm a unicorn. And I come to bring joy to all the forest creatures.
- Rabbit: Not with that horn you don't.
- Unicorn: I beg your pardon?
- Rabbit: I said, lose the weapon.
- Unicorn: The horn is what makes me who I am!
- Rabbit: Which is unwelcome. Now do as I say or beat it!
- Unicorn: But happiness follows me wherever I go! I can make a rainbow just by flicking my tail.
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